These are good marketing names. Got me to thinking...
Hmmm. As guitarists, we're all enamored of that "woman tone..."
Some suggestions for further guitar gear research (also known as "S$*t you never knew you needed"):
WomanTone(tm): A guitar-insertable amp chip that issues Honey-Do lists, nags you to take out the garbage, frequently has a headache, looks like Bette Midler, but makes you sound like Eric Clapton.
BitchSlap(tm): for bassplayers. A device worn on the player's rhythm thumb. Protects your thumb pad from wear, immediately funkifies your groove, and provides immediate negative feedback for wrong notes. Comes in black and blue. Can be special ordered in metallic green for plant lovers.
AxelGrease(tm): For every singer who is not a tenor or soprano. Immediately pitch-shifts your vocals into proper screeching rock god mode, saving your vocal cords from expensive, career-ending nodal surgery.
MojoMoan(tm): clips over your mic, converts your voice to that of a work-weary, underprivileged, early 20-th century black man or woman. Suitable for all ages.
MellowD(tm): a tone knob which consistently converts everything you play into drop D tuning. Also doubles as a convenient doobie or cigarette holder.
HarpSeal(tm) and BabyHarpSeal(tm): kills annoying out-of-tune harmonica overtones, by temporarily blocking adjacent soundholes, leaving the player with the ability to improvise soaring single-note lines, as well as eliminating air leakage through improperly-constructed harmonica frames and combs. Accompanied with bright yellow trigger warning sticker.
BeegCajones(tm): downloadable app for iOS and Android, provides a busker with pre-recorded dual cajon drum patterns. Can be manipulated unseen with one hand during harmonica solos.